And in that moment of extreme rage I restrained myself from pummeling my fists into the pavement in a euphoric joy that in maniacal freedom mashed my hands to mush. I restrained myself from stabbing at my arms to see the oozing flesh inside that revealed I was real. I restrained, using the power of my almighty will which so previously weakened me, from slicing my body open down the centre as if it were a cadaver, only to see with disappointment that guts instead of evil would escape from this carcas. The thought of human roadkill that moment looked so peaceful; a canvas of flesh on the Earth’s surface. Where pills lay I saw an endless dream of wandering, echoing voices long gone. I felt to yearn for the highest buildings, to feel in the final moments the gentle wind rushing through my hair; an unconditional husher. A weightless craved me, and I felt to wander to it like a lover. I restrained myself. The anxious wails I internally quietened. I shut the will of such experiences from my mind. And in this quietness I, in the same way, died.

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add
really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

pizzaforpresident:

uglyreckless:

kwadi:

kwadxploren:

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

this is one of the best posts i have ever seen

OH MY GOD

I laugh every time I see this

pizzaforpresident:

uglyreckless:

kwadi:

kwadxploren:

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

this is one of the best posts i have ever seen

OH MY GOD

I laugh every time I see this

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

creying so hard

creying so hard

Life is so sad 90% of the time, so instead of doing something about it, here I am writing a blog post.

touch my butt

foodchewer:

tragic

foodchewer:

tragic

therealdestructables:

phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

therealdestructables:

phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

cyberho:

shitted on em’ 

cyberho:

shitted on em’ 

jigglypuff:

I made a birthday card for my little brother

you guys gave me an activity boner
you are all sick

you guys gave me an activity boner

you are all sick

fleurdulys:

Kundry - Rogelio de Egusquiza
1906

#notamodel #thecanvaspaintedbyitself

fleurdulys:

Kundry - Rogelio de Egusquiza

1906

#notamodel #thecanvaspaintedbyitself